Politically correct virus: Never calls itself a "virus" but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism’.
Government Economist virus: nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
New World Order virus: Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.
Federal Bureaucrat virus: Divides your hard disks into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all which claim to be the most important part of your computer.
Texas virus: Makes sure that it’s bigger than other file.
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple
Congressional virus#1: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message blaming the other side for the problem.
Congressional virus#2: Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn’t allow the user to accomplish anything.
Airline virus: You’re in Dallas but your data is stuck in Singapore.
Freudian virus: your computer becomes obsessed with marrying itself to the motherboard.
Public Television virus: Your programs stop every few minutes to ask for money.
Nike virus: Just does it.
Elvis virus: Your computer gets fat and lazy, self destructs only to resurface in some shopping malls or service stations in rural America.
Star trek virus : Invades your system where no other virus has gone before.
Health Care virus: Test your system for a day, finds nothing wrong and then sends you a bill for ,500.