types of computer viruses!!! lol!?

2 thoughts on “types of computer viruses!!! lol!?”

1. Pirates of Hell says:

   March 25, 2010 at 8:00 pm

   the viruses were coolest…….
   thanks

   I thought you left couple of more: like~~~~

   Wife Virus: doesn’t harm computer but makes a larger expenses
   Saddam Hussein virus: Is harmless but very difficult to find.
   Osama Virus: Dose one big effect once a while and clams down
   Obama Virus: It brings a change
   Socialist virus: Makes every file equal size

2. Your Uncle Dodge! says:

   March 25, 2010 at 8:00 pm

   Those are funny, but old. Need to update a bit with current virus issues:

   Obama virus: Alerts screen that your computer has changed, though strangely nothing has happened. Can’t find its source code.

   Sarah Palin virus: Errors itself onscreen due to speed issues. Stops being a virus and starts documenting everything, hoping it will be useful later.

   Michael Phelps virus: Outperforms computer processors, then goes blue screen around drug paraphrenalia.

   Al Gore virus: Alerts screen that computer will be too hot soon and you can’t stop it. Harmless.

   Lady GaGa virus: Quickly gets computer moving choppily at new rhythm speed using garbage source code. Changes fonts to barely readable text. Annoying. Motherboard feigns activity like a fatherboard.

   Tony Kornheiser virus: Computer overreacts online to short skirts. Can’t turn it off.

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